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 Paula Priesse is a lovable, well-meaning but totally clueless liberal reporter!

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    November 18th – ESPN will soon dump its second batch of 100 employees just this year. But in an interview with Sports Illustrated a very defensive Scott Van Pelt insisted his network is in tip-top shape. Van Pelt: “I would try to educate people, but it’s pointless to educate people who don’t care to be educated. I guess people believe that we’re hemorrhaging money when that’s not the case” adding that “the wind blows hardest at the top of the mountain … that’s where we are.” Oh well, so much for humility. Scottie ends his tantrum by blasting those who stopped subscribing because of ESPN’s lib politics: “And if you did that, then you’re so dumb that I can’t even pray for you because you’re beyond hope.” But in reality it’s ESPN who needs his prayers. With football in full swing the network lost 15,000 subscribers a day in October, 480,000 total. So Van Pelt’s brilliant strategy to turn things around is to be an arrogant jerk and yet those who have cut the cord are the ones he calls “dumb.” Enjoy your death spiral you pompous windbag … we certainly will! P ... See MoreSee Less

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    November 17th – Long one. Before we get skewered let us first state this: Sexual harassment exists in America. Always has, always will and it should be condemned and in some cases prosecuted. But as gratifying as it is to see mainly libs now dealing with this issue this is a slippery slope. Look at how casually the term “racist” is tossed around these days. But saying an “offensive” word or wearing a “politically incorrect” Halloween costume is not even in the same ballpark as acts of real racism such as job and housing discrimination. Heck, many believe just being a Trump voter makes you a racist. The same pattern is now developing with sexual harassment. The current groupthink goes like this: ALL women accusers must be believed, ALL charges are serious and NO woman would ever lie or exaggerate. Really? And it’s insane to equate rape and sexual assault with a playful pat on the butt (not that you should) or asking someone out on a date more than once. Superfluous accusations only diminish the incidents of real racism and sexual harassment and it’s tearing this country apart! After decades of PC insanity and ridiculous things like college safe spaces this nation now has too many neurotic children incapable of COPING with the realities of life. Explains why we have so few adults in DC. P ... See MoreSee Less

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    November 16th – A mere twenty-five years too late many in the corrupt media are now suddenly horrified and disgusted by Bill Clinton’s behavior towards women. Give us a break! And just when you think it would be hard to find a more blatant example of lib hypocrisy along comes Dem Senator Al Franken! Franken has a long history of self-righteously supporting women’s rights having recently condemned Harvey Weinstein for his sexual misdeeds. You know like forcing your tongue into a woman’s mouth and grabbing her breasts while she’s asleep. Oopsie our mistake, as we learned today that was Franken! As the old saying goes, if it weren’t for double standards libs would have no standards at all! P ... See MoreSee Less

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